HIRING: AI CREATIVE STRATEGIST (tiktok shop)

I need someone to take over the one job I still do myself: picking which of the 3 videos goes up, and rewriting the first line when none of them work

what the job actually is
- 10 to 15 products a week, all boring. drain stuff, pet hair, kitchen, car
- 3 ai videos per product land in a folder. you pick one, you give the other two a new first line
- you never film, you never edit, you never talk to a creator

what I need
- you've sold on tiktok shop, even badly
- you can tell me in 3 seconds why a video is dead, sound off
- you don't care if the girl is real

paid per product, not per hour. remote, any timezone, I'm asleep when the orders come in anyway

dm me with one video you'd have killed and why. no portfolio, no resume